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Elite Demotivational Poster


PRIORITIES - Missing roof tiles, an 11' door opening with a 7' door, walls made of mud, no running water, septic, or safe electricity, but we got High-Def FUTBOL! GOOAAL!


TAGS: destitute poor homeless satellite dish satelite sattelite directtv soccer football
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Mongo - February 25, 2010, 7:17 pm
Y'know, that looks like Pensacola, FL.
LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 9:03 am
Everyone should have the right to download pr0n at high speed...everyone!
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 2:50 pm
Thanks, but I refuse to step on this one... I was rolling for hours over the door size. This is great as-is!
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 2:44 pm
AG- you have my permission to nick the pic and run with that! That was awesome!
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 2:40 pm
Hiding drugs and weapons for a warlord has it's priviledges.
Arrogant Knight - September 19, 2009, 11:08 am
5 from me, Jmac. :)
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 10:59 am
The only thing that could make this worse, is if you could see the 60" plasma hanging on the wall inside.
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 10:58 am
Thanks H-, been following #6 on my new list.
Haarakkon - September 18, 2009, 10:25 pm
SCORE!!!! You're on a roll, jmac.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 7:15 pm
The 11' - 7' still has me busting up. 5 lions, and nothing on.
Jmac0585 - September 18, 2009, 6:54 pm
Well spotted AG-
spacedog - September 18, 2009, 6:43 pm
Well done Jmac0585. 5L.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 6:42 pm
THAT is one seriously good dish salesman.


DUDE - It's The Riddler's transvestite brother!


TAGS: riddler elite goth
Rating: 2.13/5

More motifakes by Rach

IDK - September 3, 2009, 8:31 am
LO Fucking L


TEXAS INSTRUMENTS' TI-89 - No matter how well you did in math, this calculator is still smarter and faster


TAGS: math school grades elite
Rating: 2.8/5


TELSTAR - 1 -


TAGS: telstar satelite
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Brawler

vulture - June 12, 2013, 3:04 am
Telstar, by The Tornados. First record I ever bought - had to save my pocket money for a month. Then played it over, and over, and over... Well, it WAS the only record I had! :D
EmilioDumphque - June 10, 2013, 6:47 pm
But the REAL spaceball would have to be the Echo 1 satellite. It was just a monster silvered-mylar balloon!
EmilioDumphque - June 10, 2013, 6:44 pm
Even honored by a British group with a hit instrumental that reached #1 in 1962-63. It sounded a bit like the Star Trek theme, four years later.
Brawler - June 10, 2013, 4:14 pm
Telstar 1 and 2 is infact still in orbit, but non-functional :D Incredible,huh?
SLOHAND62 - June 10, 2013, 3:42 pm
5 orbits. I actually remember when this was launched. Then it was BIG news. But I also remember Twinkies and 0.27 cent a gal gasoline lol


dream therapy for the elite and privileged -


TAGS: dream therapy elite
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by trbecome

GaryO - September 4, 2014, 9:41 am
Again, the clothing…and shoes. Sheeesh, trbe, you’ve got some serious issues.
GaryO - September 3, 2014, 10:11 pm
perhaps
Greeny - September 3, 2014, 8:45 pm
perhaps it's natures way of warning you to steer clear of walmart whilst visiting with the mescaline fairy


ELITE - Because they don't stop until they get it right, They stop until they can't do it wrong.


TAGS: halo elite alien
Rating: 2.11/5

More motifakes by whocares0

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 21, 2011, 9:03 pm
I think you need to work on taking criticism. Ranting at members in Caps is not gonna help your case. Chill out.
marlygirl - April 21, 2011, 2:44 pm
it happens....;p
forseti - April 21, 2011, 2:40 pm
something nice about your poster: It's not as embarrassing as your parlance.
forseti - April 21, 2011, 2:35 pm
Your caps lock is faulty, Marly ;)
marlygirl - April 21, 2011, 1:36 pm
THE PEOPLE HERE TELL IT LIKE THEY SEE IT, I HAVE TO ADMIT I HAVE HAD SOME TUFF COMMENTS ON MY POSTERS BUT I AM USED TO IT, I AM AN ART DIRECTOR...IN ONE EAR... OUT THE OTHER. MAYBE RE-SUBMIT THIS WITH DIFFERENT TEXT CUZ I LIKE THE IDEA
whocares0 - April 21, 2011, 1:32 pm
exactly.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 12:42 pm
Spoken like someone who just doesn't care.
whocares0 - April 21, 2011, 12:39 pm
Ok, so i f*cked up on this one.Whocares? anyway, props to everyone who saw that this was a f*ck-up and said nice things because they saw(some) potentail. for everyone else:EAT SHIT AND F*CK OFF!!
forseti - April 15, 2011, 4:28 am
RL, I had a xbox and have a 360 and I played every Halo available. I got the idea, but a game pic is the first step to a 1 lion rating and this text is the second. Even I really like this game ;)
GySgt1811 - April 14, 2011, 7:31 pm
Thanks for the insight, RL. I freely admit I have NO CLUE when it comes to gamer stuff. So, whocares0, put me down as a doofus. It may be a darn good poster for all I know. (mmm...nah, I'll stick with forseti.)
Reality Lord - April 14, 2011, 5:23 pm

ok...gamer insight. pic is related to text. game=halo. alien shown=the Elite. for me, i like gysgt1811 angle on it better.....much more so.
GySgt1811 - April 14, 2011, 1:18 pm
I think the quote was meant to read something like..."Don't practice until you get it right. Practice until you can't get it wrong." But even with that it's still a wtf.
Greeny - April 14, 2011, 7:36 am
wtfx2
forseti - April 14, 2011, 4:48 am
wtf?


XBOX360 - IT IS 1337!!


TAGS: 1337 xbox360 elite
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by meatwad260

Anonymous2 - June 3, 2009, 1:19 pm
Red Ring of Death, because they messed up the heat sink.


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